my body is made up of 60% water, 30% sexy, and 10% sexy water
|Me doing a Tumblr interview before I decide to follow...|
|Me:||*searches page* How long have you been a member?|
|Me:||Your page is nice.|
|Me:||This POST speaks to me!|
|Me:||I'm going to follow you!|
|My Brain:||Wait, is this page ethnically diverse? Do they care about the empowerment and support of all people as equals? Hmm? Do they?|
|Me:||No, its just a bunch of photos of skinny white girls with hippie flowers and they're stoners with sunhats...|
|Me:||*doesn't hit follow and leaves page immediately.*|
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
But what we are over looking is this…
If condoms dissolve, sperm can be released. And if sperm is released during intercourse, a baby might appear. Thus, we are all one giant living conspiracy made up by the baby oil companies. They force us to reproduce and buy their product for our babies, which their product got us in the first place.
SMH… damn government.
(Please know this is a joke and if you are using baby oil as a lubricant you should probably stop, drop, and roll, because your life is on fire.)
Well guys, I’m starting on those projects for my room. This will be interesting. Post pictures of its future completion? Of course! Post photos of how I did it? Why, yes! Cry in shear happiness of the fact that it will be done after two years of working up to it… I’ll try to pull myself together.